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May 26

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May 25

A story for you

shotgunonthefirepole submitted:

(I honestly don’t know what the fuck I just wrote. But I started it last Saturday for you)

          Once upon a time there lived the greatest king in all of the lands, Lord Twitchy Scene. But he was nothing without his trusty and loyal knights, Acid, Momo, Danny and Austin. Luckily, they would never leave him. Sure, they went on long journeys from time to time, but they always came back.

            One night, the king fell gravely ill. He had been poisoned. By who, nobody knew, but he needed help, and he needed it quick. When Acid heard of the news, he quickly stopped his duties in another land and came back to comfort Lord Twitchy Scene and assist Momo, Danny and Austin in finding the culprit.

            As the nights went on, Lord Twitchy Scene grew weaker, and his knights began to fear that they would lose their king and dear friend. Working around the clock, taking turns sleeping, taking care of the king and continuing their search, no longer for the culprit, but for a cure, the knights grew weary.

            At last,Austinsuggested that they talk to the healer of the land. Many had feared, being the reason that they hadn’t gone to her before. But they were quickly running out of options, and if they didn’t act quickly, their king could be gone by the week’s end.

            After much conversation, they all agreed it was the right choice and Danny was sent to find her, promising to be a swift as possible. The knights’ confidence mostly restored, they continued to look after Lord Twitchy Scene and look for who had caused this mess.

            As the end of the week drew closer, their hope began to falter, but one day, moments after Momo walked back into the king’s chambers with a woman in chains, exclaiming that she was to blame, Danny followed, with the healer. The woman began to scream that it wasn’t her fault, begging for mercy. The healer simply shook her head silence, to say that the woman was lying.

            The woman broke free from Momo’s grip and fell to her knees in front of the king’s bed, where he lie, begging him to listen to her. The king looked into the women’s eyes and ordered the other’s out. Immediately everyone began to protest, but the look on the Lord Twitchy Scene’s made them stop and nod solemnly. As the began to walk out of the room, the healer began a protest of her own, saying that the woman would kill the king here and now, but with between the three knights, they shoved her out of the room, trusting their king’s instinct.

            The moment the other’s were out of the room, the woman began to crying, stumbling over her words. The ‘healer’ had stolen her powers, and was using them for evil. She could help him, she promised, if only they could help her. All she needed, she said was five minutes alone with the ‘healer’. He nodded silently, wiping away the tears of the woman and asked her to bring the other’s back in.

            On his orders, the knights locked the two in a chamber together (much to the dismay of the so called healer) and stood outside the door, waiting for the okay to let the true healer out.

            When she came out, as promised, she healed the king and soon became his queen. The traitor was put to death, and they all lived happily ever after. The end. 

This made my morning smiley. Is cute. :D Thank you, babes.

Anonymous asked: TWWWWWWIIIIIITCHYUUYYYYYYYYUUY~ If you figure out who this is, smother my dash in your interest and LOVE MEH AGAIN~ hubu

HMMMMMM I WONDER….
Nana, Acid or Lena… maybe Dawn.

Anonymous asked: Do you still draw sfuff?

Yep. Lately the drawings I’ve done have been in strange quality though.

:I okay niiiight

:I okay niiiight

I believe i found the perfect face claim for Cyrus… yiiiis…….

I believe i found the perfect face claim for Cyrus… yiiiis…….

Have another picture of this gorgeous man.

Have another picture of this gorgeous man.

shotgunonthefirepole:

ansilatwitchyscene:

I look like a sad stoner..

You look like a sad attractive stoner. Lemme love you. 

Pffffft but i’m comfy

shotgunonthefirepole:

ansilatwitchyscene:

I look like a sad stoner..

You look like a sad attractive stoner. Lemme love you. 

Pffffft but i’m comfy

lexiesexie:

Life made

lexiesexie:

Life made

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shetan:

Just like a thirty minute thing cause I needed to sit and doodle.
I’ve probably mentioned this before and it shows up a lot. To me, Thomas is very blue, and Guy is very red.

shetan:

Just like a thirty minute thing cause I needed to sit and doodle.

I’ve probably mentioned this before and it shows up a lot. To me, Thomas is very blue, and Guy is very red.

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